Total Medals Earned: 199 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,005 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (135/340 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/395 points)
Medals Earned: 36/50 (235/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (55/65 points)
Medals Earned: 8/13 (185/460 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/135 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/175 points)
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat Don
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Brandish the Tank
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Collect all items
Collect all weapons
Finish the game as Yeremey
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
beat the game
Kill your first victim.
Died!
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Blast an enemy's head off!
Handle every gun in the game
Complete the game in under 8 minutes
Complete the game without dying!
Unlock your first door or elevator
Slay the Savior
Turn a wall into a door
Kill the Clown
Finish the game
Finish the game with 100% map explored
